Brummet's Conscious Blog

Jokey Joke Jokes A little something to lighten the day... -- Every time a senior is asked how their health is, he replies: "P retty good, considering 72 years ago in 1947 I couldn't even walk! " -- Whoever said " out of sight - out of mind " never had a mosquito or a spider disappear in the bedroom.  -- A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. -- ~~ Visit the Brummet's @:  http://BrummetMedia.ca ~~

Jokey Joke Jokes A little something to lighten the day... -- I often worry about the safety of my children - especially the one that is talking back and rolling their eyes right now. -- Mirror, mirror on the wall... What happened!!?? -- 'Lazy' is such an ugly word. I prefer the term: selective participation. -- ~~ Visit the Brummet's @:  http://BrummetMedia.ca ~~

Jokey Joke Jokes A little something to lighten the day... -- Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring. Spend thirty seconds in my head - that will freak you right out! -- The more you weight - the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe: Eat cake. -- Insanity doesn't run in our family... It strolls through, taking its time getting to know everyone personally! -- ~~ Visit the Brummet's @:  http://BrummetMedia.ca ~~

Jokey Joke Time  Just a little something to lighten the day... Apparently it is only appropriate to say " Look at you! You've gotten so big! " to children.  -- Why did the frog sit on the toadstool? Because there wasn't mushroom! -- A woman to clerk: " I want to return these glasses I bought for my husband - he's still not seeing things my way. " ~~ Visit the Brummet's @:  http://BrummetMedia.ca ~~

Jokey Joke Time  Just a little something to lighten the day... I just sold my homing pigeon online... for the 22nd time. -- ...that moment when you walk into a spider web and instantly turn into a karate master. -- Job Interviewer: " Where do you see yourself in 5 years? " Applicant: " I would say my greatest weakness is listening. " ~~ Visit the Brummet's @:  http://BrummetMedia.ca ~~