Brummet's Conscious Blog

Jokey Joke Jokes A little something to lighten the day... -- Every time a senior is asked how their health is, he replies: "P retty good, considering 72 years ago in 1947 I couldn't even walk! " -- Whoever said " out of sight - out of mind " never had a mosquito or a spider disappear in the bedroom.  -- A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. -- ~~ Visit the Brummet's @:  http://BrummetMedia.ca ~~

Jokey Joke Jokes A little something to lighten the day... -- I often worry about the safety of my children - especially the one that is talking back and rolling their eyes right now. -- Mirror, mirror on the wall... What happened!!?? -- 'Lazy' is such an ugly word. I prefer the term: selective participation. -- ~~ Visit the Brummet's @:  http://BrummetMedia.ca ~~

Jokey Joke Jokes A little something to lighten the day... -- Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring. Spend thirty seconds in my head - that will freak you right out! -- The more you weight - the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe: Eat cake. -- Insanity doesn't run in our family... It strolls through, taking its time getting to know everyone personally! -- ~~ Visit the Brummet's @:  http://BrummetMedia.ca ~~

Jokey Joke Jokes A little something to lighten the day... -- 1998: Don't get into a car; don't talk to strangers. 2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone. 2020: Order yourself a stranger from the internet to give you a ride in their car, alone.  -- My wife just stoped and said:  " You weren't even listening, were you? " I thought... ' That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation ." -- A frustrated math teacher called out:  " I would not be surprised if less than 50% of you failed this class ." Confused, a student raised his hand and said: "B ut we don't have that many people in this class ." ~~ Visit the Brummet's @:  http://BrummetMedia.ca ~~